do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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