I am full of burrito and curiosity
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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