i can juggle bunnies
cool
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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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