Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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