if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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