Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
ttyl tear gas
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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