Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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