and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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