My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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