She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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