dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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