dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i've created a new STD.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
