This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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