Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm like, not good at living.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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