Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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