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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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