You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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