I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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