Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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