What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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