I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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