So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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