It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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