So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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