She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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