you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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