I love black thongs
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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