Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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