There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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