belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Your cock deserves a montage
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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