His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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