I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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