I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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