Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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