I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
where does the pee come out of this thing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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