a queef is a wish your heart makes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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