Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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