And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
