the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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