why didn't you poke me back
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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