i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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