Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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