what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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