For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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