READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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