I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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