thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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