I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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