HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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