She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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