i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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