mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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