I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
