Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sorry about my life...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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